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Revolt & revolution

            

A soviet peasant from the countryside visits Moscow and attends one of Stalin's speeches to the public. Not knowing anything about communism or who Stalin is, he listens to the long speech.

The people shout: "Long live komrade Stalin! Long live kommunism!"

Stalin says: "Next year, we'll live much better!"

Then, the peasant jumps out of the crowd and angrily shouts: "Yeah, you, you stinkin' stupid brainless clown with moustache! But how about us?!" 

A Russian citizen is trying to protest against the communist regime, therefore he throws leaflets, papers around on the Red Square in Moscow. KGB agents arrest him and question him, then they observe that there was nothing on the papers, they were all plain white.

The KGB agents ask him why the papers are white, then the prisoner replies: "It's obvious anyway, why should I write it down?"

      

  

 

Jokes about revolts, revolutions, protests

 

Under this section, we have listed jokes about freedom fights, revolutions that have happened throughout the period of the Cold War.

We hope to bring you more jokes of these subjects in the future! Have a good laugh!

  

    

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